Camp Vignette!

The Burma Trail

As my blindfold was being tied, my heart started to pound like a bomb exploding. When I arrived at the start of the track, the man that was helping me to the rope suddenly let go of me and gave me a little push to signal me to go. I hurried along for a wee bit until Iran head-first into a tree.  A hard tree. After about one minute I started hearing pig noises, my knuckles turned white. As the bushes settled down for the night, a huge crashing sound shook the forest like an earthquake had hit. A couple of minutes later I stumbled into a rotten log, crumbling away. After a few more minutes of pig noises and screams of horror, I reached the end of the track. I was relieved that I’d done, and stumbled to my tent for a good nights sleep.

War

Guns firing like wine bottle corks shooting out of their sockets, cannons roaring like lawnmowers, bombs exploding  like bubbles in a frying pan. Bodies lying on the ground like stones in a desert with nothing to do, but sit there. Sand bags leaking like water from a water slide into a swimming pool. Cries of death can be heard like sirens on police cars.

THIS IS WAR!

 

Aliens

Bullets smashing into the protection sacks, cannons shooting massive balls of rock and fire hit the jeeps they soldiers had parked near by. Shell shock rang in Jeffrey's ear as torpedoes smashed into the surrounding ground. He was running for cover as a bomb was about to explode, then it happened. a huge laser bullet hit the ground right next to him. He flew into the air, landing in a heap on the ground. "Aliens!" shouted Jeffrey "Aliens, R...!"But before he could finish an alien was grasping his neck like in a hang man game, just you are the hang man! "You're time is up" the alien growled, and then he squeezed. "Noooooo", shouted Tim. He ran up to stab the alien, but soon came tumbling to the ground, dead. All the soldiers fought for their leader, many died until finally a bullet hit the aliens back, and so he died. Ten years after the victory, Tim found himself in another war! As commander, he lead his troops well and of course fought for Jeffrey and for his country!   

Into space!

 Into space!

Mid day, America, maybe, I don't know, some where anyway, 2222. The first Planet bubblegum landing! Professor astronaut. 3,2,1, BLAST OFF! The rocket speeds up and eventually breaks through the atmosphere and rockets through space! "We're about 100 light years away from the planet Bubblegum". 99. 98. 97. 96. Oh, you get the idea. 95 boring light years later. 1. "We're here, finally we're here!"Shouted Professor astronaut."Now, that we're here...DIG IN!" Professor astronaut, and his crew lived happily ever after! In space, must have been annoying with those stupid space helmets on!

Well, they aren't stupid, cause they save your life! OK, they're annoying, not stupid, but annoying!

 

Minks

Minks

Minks are small, stoat like creatures. They usually have dark fur but some have black and white.They used to used for their fur to make coats! They were caged animals, but they escaped and bred and spread across Britain. by the time they were noticed breeding they had spread across to Scotland, Wales and England. They were noticed at River Tiegn. So if you go to Scotland, Wales or Scotland, look out for them. They are quite cute!

Big Eared Fred

There once was a boy called Big Eared Fred

His ears were so big he didn't know what to do with his head

Now, his ears were so big, one day he thought "why not screw of my head"?

He tried and tried until 'pop' - off came his head

Now poor old No Headed, Big Eared Fred is dead!